There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on.

I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!

Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.

I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old and in the way. They should have their licences taken away.

I'd just find a story in Canada and come and do it. Combine harvester banger - actually I've done that: banger racing up in Red Deer [in Alberta, for his 1998 doc series Extreme Machines].

Biathletes need to eat 6.000 calories a day: six thousand! That's the equivalent of 2 pounds of butter, 70 slices of bread, 112 eggs, 86 tabs of yogurts, 28 potatoes, 117 biscuits and 21 TWIX bars. On that basis, I could be an Olympic biathlete!