That [Pagani] Zonda, really! Itโs like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.
Jeremy ClarksonThe air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.
Jeremy ClarksonBiathletes need to eat 6.000 calories a day: six thousand! That's the equivalent of 2 pounds of butter, 70 slices of bread, 112 eggs, 86 tabs of yogurts, 28 potatoes, 117 biscuits and 21 TWIX bars. On that basis, I could be an Olympic biathlete!
Jeremy ClarksonThen thereโs the biggest problem of them all โ the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called Angela. I do not know why it can be driven by only people named Angela, but thatโs a fact and thereโs nothing we can do about it. If you have a TT and you arenโt called Angela, you have the wrong car.
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