Selling through the internet seems to be a very good idea. There are a million areas that we can go to.

I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

We don't know how many people are watching The Grand Tour's - it's a closely guarded secret, we don't even know - the only thing we can do is make a program that we enjoy. And then hope that we're not so unusual that other people won't share our taste.

Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth

I'm a horse of a man!

Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.

I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last census, I put my religion down as Jedi Knight.