Selling through the internet seems to be a very good idea. There are a million areas that we can go to.

Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.

I'm having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over.

Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal.

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on.

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.