Like every big organisation these days, the BBC is obsessed with the wellbeing of those who set foot on its premises. Studios must display warning notices if there is real glass on the set, and the other day I was presented with a booklet explaining how to use a door. I am not kidding.
Jeremy ClarksonIf I like somebody else's tribe I'm going to promote the hell out of it. The whole thing is a democracy, and if somebody's more popular then good luck to them.
Jeremy ClarksonGod may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.
Jeremy ClarksonAmbition is a very dangerous thing because either you achieve it and your life ends prematurely, or you don't, in which case your life is a constant source of disappointment. You must never have ambition.
Jeremy ClarksonIf you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friendsโ houses so they donโt see its backside.
Jeremy ClarksonSupercars are supposed to run over Arthur Scargill and then run over him again for good measure. They are designed to melt ice caps, kill the poor, poison the water table, destroy the ozone layer, decimate indigenous wildlife, recapture the Falkland Islands and turn the entire third world into a huge uninhabitable desert, all that before they nicked all the oil in the world.
Jeremy Clarkson