Like every big organisation these days, the BBC is obsessed with the wellbeing of those who set foot on its premises. Studios must display warning notices if there is real glass on the set, and the other day I was presented with a booklet explaining how to use a door. I am not kidding.

We don't know how many people are watching The Grand Tour's - it's a closely guarded secret, we don't even know - the only thing we can do is make a program that we enjoy. And then hope that we're not so unusual that other people won't share our taste.

Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.

I'm having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over.

.. international hand of freindship. A cigarette

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard to explain.