You have city centre pubs where men go to meet girls, not realising that all girls in city centre pubs have thighs like tug boats and morals that would surprise a zoo animal.

Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.

...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored.

It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.

There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on.

The fact is that Britain is the most warlike nation on earth. In the history of armed combat, we are the only democracy to have declared war on another democracy - England versus Finland in the second world war, in case you're interested - and we're always at the front of the queue when Johnny Foreigner gets a bit uppity. Who stood up to the Kaiser? Who stood up to Adolf? And let's not forget the Argies. What other country would have sent its fleet halfway round the world and lost 250 men to protect a flock of sheep and some oil that might or might not be there? We're still at it.

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?