Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?

If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot of you, and take your stupid bagpipes with you.'

Selling through the internet seems to be a very good idea. There are a million areas that we can go to.

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler

Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and hopelessness'?

It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.