Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?

I'm having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over.

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.

If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot of you, and take your stupid bagpipes with you.'

Boredom forces you to ring people you haven’t seen for eighteen years and halfway through the conversation you remember why you left it so long. Boredom means you start to read not only mail-order catalogues but also the advertising inserts that fall on the floor. Boredom gives you half a mind to get a gun and go berserk in the local shopping centre, and you know where this is going. Eventually, boredom means you will take up golf.

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.

When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards.