Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!

I mean its a weekly occurrence that somebody will complain that Top Gear was on last night - and you just sit back and wait for the complaints. But if you start to pay attention to everyones concerns, you end up with something bland and boring. So you sort of have to ignore everybody in order to do the show how we want to do it.

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?

When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards.

.. international hand of freindship. A cigarette

Extravagant is, I think, the word we all thought when we met ... A lot of money went into that [The Grand Tour's ]. I just thought it would be a good idea to have a bridge from the old to the new and that was a way of saying 'Right, well now look where we are.'