Why don't people just accept that life is sad and cheer up? After all, it's not going to last for ever.

The Afghan War has clearly reached a stage similar to that moment at your child's party where you realise you've forgotten to give the other parents a pick up time.

The only way you can ever accuse a Conservative of hypocrisy is if they walk past a homeless person without kicking him in the face.

Why don't people just accept that life is sad and cheer up? After all, it's not going to last for ever.

The need to compile lists is a personality disorder, as is the need to assert the superiority of some things over other things.

Most harm is done by people who are awake.

You can inherit male-pattern baldness from your mother's father, but not a tendency to fight in the First World War.