The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.

Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.

There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.

The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.

You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.

I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.

The fats dented the flats.