When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.

I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.

Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.

Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.

I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.