When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.

How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!

I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.

In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.

Can I press one for English?

Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.

Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.