Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.
Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.
This man can make a horror movie without makeup.
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.