You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.

Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.

It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.

Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.

I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.

When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.