When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.
There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.