The fats dented the flats.
If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.
Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.