Is he dancing or having a seizure?
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.