Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.

I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.

You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.

I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.

When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.