Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.

Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.

Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!

When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.