I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.

Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.

Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Australia would be the place to live. It's the most Americanized country that I've ever seen in the world.

There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.