When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that.

When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.

Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.

Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.

Is he dancing or having a seizure?

We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels

Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.