When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that.

If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?

You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.

Can I press one for English?

Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.

As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!

I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.