Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed.

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.

Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.

There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT

How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!