Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.

Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.

The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!

I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.

Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis