How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.

The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.

Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.