How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!

J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!

You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.

When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

Go back to your bingo hall.

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"