The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
Is he dancing or having a seizure?
I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.