The fats dented the flats.

I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.

We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels

The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!

What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.

It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.