ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.

It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.

Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.

As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.