ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.

When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

Go back to your bingo hall.

OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.

What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.