ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.

Can I press one for English?

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.

Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.

I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.