I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.

Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.

I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.

If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!