I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.

Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.

We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.

Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.