Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.