Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!