The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
The fats dented the flats.