Go back to your bingo hall.

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.

This man can make a horror movie without makeup.

But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.

Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!