The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?