Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.