Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!
If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.
I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.