When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.

Can I press one for English?

Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.

The fats dented the flats.

OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.

When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.