When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.

Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed.

Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me

You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.