The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to

Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.

You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.

Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed.