J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.
Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.