Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.