The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.

We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.

Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.