Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.