The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.

Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT

I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.