The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.

There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.

You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.

I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.