Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
The fats dented the flats.
Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.
Go back to your bingo hall.
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.