It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.

Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.

Is he dancing or having a seizure?

OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.

There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.