It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.

A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!

Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.

We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to

How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!

Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!