There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!
Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.