As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.

Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.

Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.

Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.