When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.