Foley looks like an un-made bed.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.
The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!