You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.

Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!

I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!

The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.

I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.

Is he dancing or having a seizure?