You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.

As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.

Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.

I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.

You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.

How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!

What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.