Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.