The fats dented the flats.
Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!