Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!

The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.

I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.

Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.

Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.

Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.

Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.