What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.

Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.

As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.

Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!