Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.
Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!