When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.
If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"