When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock
How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.