When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.