Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!

I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.

I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.

We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to

It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.

Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.