Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.

But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.