Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.
Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.
Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.