You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.
I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!