Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.

But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.

If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.

If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?

Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.