Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
The fats dented the flats.