Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that.

I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.

Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!

It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.

Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.