When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Australia would be the place to live. It's the most Americanized country that I've ever seen in the world.
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.