If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.

The fats dented the flats.

Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!

The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.