If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.

But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.

J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.