If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
Is he dancing or having a seizure?
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.