I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.