What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.

Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.

Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me

You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.

Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.