I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.
Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.
The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.