Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.

We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels

I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.

Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.

You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.

Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.

Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed.