You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
Is he dancing or having a seizure?
Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.