Foley looks like an un-made bed.
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.