If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.
Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.