Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.