I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.

This man can make a horror movie without makeup.

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!

Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.

Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Australia would be the place to live. It's the most Americanized country that I've ever seen in the world.