You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.

Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.

Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.

Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis

Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.