I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.

You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.

I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.

Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.

J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!

Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me

Is he dancing or having a seizure?