I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.

Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!

We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to

It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.

I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!