Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.

Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!

You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.

Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!