Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.

Can I press one for English?

Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.

We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels

Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.

If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.

J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!