Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Australia would be the place to live. It's the most Americanized country that I've ever seen in the world.

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.

Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.

You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.