As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.