Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Australia would be the place to live. It's the most Americanized country that I've ever seen in the world.

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.

Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.

Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.

Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.

As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!