Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!

I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.

Foley looks like an un-made bed.

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels

I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!

There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.